Laryngitis and a lack of voice. Sometimes, during a sentence, I hit a point of annunciation, articulation, or frequency that my afflicted vocal cords can vibrate at, but everything else is just incomprehensible, hoarse shit. Something along the lines of:
"Hey, --- you ge- me - --ass -- --er?"
("Hey, can you get me a glass of water?")
And no one can understand what I'm trying to say to them.
This is too amusing of an illness.
